Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Are we still banned from the library?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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