he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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