i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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