When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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