I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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