he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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