Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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