Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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