Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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