she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
