drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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