i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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