As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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