wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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