okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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