You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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