why didn't you poke me back
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
