He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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