she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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