Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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