I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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