What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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