Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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