I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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