Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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