But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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