So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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