he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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