I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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