Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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