We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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