don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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