come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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