Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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