# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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