your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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