Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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