can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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