i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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