If i come over, it means nothing
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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