that's an acceptable place to lick
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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