Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
