just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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