i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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