That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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