Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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