I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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