Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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