do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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