You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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