you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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