That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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