Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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