How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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