I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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