I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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